Not Alex, unfortunately!

For the first half an hour, Porto fooled us into thinking that this was going to be a good game.

However, come 50 minutes and three goals in our favour, Porto must have been hoping to board the plane back to Portugal as soon as possible. Might explain the lack of stoppage time!

We gave up playing at 4-0, and decided to have a comedy kickaround. (At least, that was what Eboue was doing!)

Good performances all round, but special praise to Gallas and Eboue - giving credit where it's due! :D

Afterwards met Jenni and went to The Gunners, where we met a few more friends. Listening to the Arsenal Away Boyz as well!

"We had joy, we had fun, we had Porto on the run!"