It's not just the wheels that have fallen off, it's the exhaust, mirrors, engine..
Anyway, after an eventful few days, with Gallas throwing toys and dummy out of the pram and answering all questions about his (non-existent) leadership ability, we rolled up to Manchester. Leaving Billy the Kid in London.
And, after this pathetic performance (I got through it thanks to facebook messenger, and Adrienne) I think my main hope this season is that we survive in the premiership. Or buy a decent midfield partner for Cesc - Jimmy Bullard or Yahya Toure!
And another thing:
WANTED: A Team Leader
A famous club in the Highbury area requires a team leader for it's first team football players.
The successful candidate will, be able to motivate a team when they are down (and just conceded a last minute penalty at Birmingham), have the character to unify the team and resolve disagreements without telling the press everything and communicate exactly what their jobs are.
For more information, contact - A. Wenger at The Emirates Stadium.
ajnspencer
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I reckon this is Wenger's last year in charge before moving up to Director of Football or leaving altogether.
The sad thing is I used to think Wenger was a very good manager, these days I'm having serious doubts.
He's tried his little "fancy football" experiment for too long and it doesn't work. He's got rid of players with heart and brought in players that are all mouth and no trousers.
I think it's telling the last twice you've won the league your central midfield had Viera along with Edu, Grimandi or Gilberto.
I pains me to say it because he's brought the Prem some amazing football but the guy has lost the plot, he's simply not the right man to get you, or any team, a title these days.