Remember when you were at school, and the last day of term was always the one on which the least would be done? Well, that's precisely how today's match felt like - score four goals without trying, and Stoke just showing up to doss around with those little paper pellets.

And that basically describes the match. Now, let's all laugh at Alan*bloody*Shearer and Newcastle. Ha! You're just a small club in the North East! :>

So here's a song to round off the season with.