Adebayor. Once had his name sung from the stands at Highbury. Now seems determined to win the Anelka/Cole Award for most despised Ex-Arsenal player.

1. After a particularly reckless challenge from Van Persie he retaliates by stamping on Robin's hand and grazing his head. Alan "I stamped on Neil Lennon" Shearer seemed to think it was deliberate, and he should know. ;)

2. He scores. Runs the entire length of the field to celebrate in front of the Arsenal fans. Classy. Well done, you caused a full scale riot! If you'd have run like that in the Champions League semi final last season, you might just be playing for a bigger club (ie, Barcelona) now. Referee Battenburg was very sensible and gave him a yellow card.

Anyway...

1. Can our back four and goalkeeper write out on the blackboard 100 times - "I will not defend like that." And don't rely on Bart Simpson to do it, either.

2. Anyone who isn't Cesc, Van Persie or Rosicky learn to tackle.

3. Robin. Quit showing off, and start scoring a bit more. You're a striker, your job is to score. Save the clever trickery for when we are 5-0 up.

After two bad results in Manchester, I may be paying a visit there with a box of matches.